AI Tries Gen Z Hinge Pickup Lines
Let's see if our favorite academic helper is any more useful than your roommates when it comes to dating advice.
Whether you're aiming for the ultimate "hot girl summer" or a timeless romance, who better to consult than a sophisticated piece of code? ChatGPT is known for many talents, but understanding Gen Z seems to be its Achilles' heel. We might all be fascinated by it, but deep down, it feels more like a millennial. Still, love is a universal language, right? Here are the Hinge pickup lines that ChatGPT came up with.
The House Party Music Gambit
‘If we were at a house party, I’d pretend to like your music taste just to talk to you’
You know, despite initial skepticism, this one actually landed. It's cheeky and makes you wonder: what's so special about their music taste, and what's supposedly wrong with mine? It even plants the seed for a date to test the theory. Definitely a "hook, line, and sinker" moment.
The Cringey Dog Lover Pun
‘Your bio says “dog lover”, mind if I fetch your number?’
Seriously, computer science wizards, is this the pinnacle of AI-generated charm? This line is so cringeworthy it's almost physically sickening. While there might be some obscure corner of the internet where this gets a chuckle, for anyone with a shred of sanity, this is an immediate swipe left. A firm one.
The Tesco Meal Deal Declaration
‘Not to be dramatic, but I’d walk through the Tesco Meal Deal aisle with you forever’
Alright, this one is a bit baffling initially, yet somehow, it has a certain charm. Why would I wander the meal deal aisle endlessly when my choices have been set in stone since I was 13? And I certainly don't need judgment on my prawn cocktail Skips (a hill I will die on).
Curiosity led me to ask ChatGPT for an explanation. It replied: “This one’s for the British hearts. It’s peak Gen Z romance — niche, oddly specific, and rooted in shared cultural experiences (i.e. meal deals, the real love language).”
While I'm still not entirely sold, I have to respect the attempt. It's unique enough to grab attention.
The Outdated Chemistry Pun
‘Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-TE’
Yawn. This kind of wordplay is painfully millennial. Surely even chemistry students can come up with something more original.
The Relatable Student Loan Jab
‘Are you a student loan? Because you’ve got my interest’
Ouch, this one hits close to home for many. And you know what? It might actually work. At the very least, you could trauma bond with your new match over shared financial woes. This approach is probably about as healthy as relying on ChatGPT for pickup lines in the first place.
The Pre Exam Panic Text Partner
‘You look like someone I could panic text before an exam’
Honestly, this line is almost guaranteed to succeed. We all need that person to share our pre-exam jitters with. Some call their parents for hours, others flood the group chat with every unstudied course detail, and some turn to a random internet stranger. In its own way, that sounds a bit like love.
The Brutally Honest Misfire
‘Are you my type? No. But you’re hot and mysterious so I’ll risk it’
Excuse me? This line is prime evidence that ChatGPT won't be taking over all our jobs anytime soon, especially not in the relationship advice department. We can rest easy on that front.
ChatGPT even tried to defend this one, stating: “Brutal honesty is a flirting strategy now. Gen Z loves a bit of ‘I know this will end badly but YOLO.’” Seriously, YOLO? This isn't 2012. Regardless of the year, telling someone they aren't your type upfront is a surefire way to get rejected.
The Unrealistic Seminar Romance
‘Are we in the same seminar group or is this just good chemistry?’
It's clear ChatGPT has never actually endured a university seminar, other than being open in multiple browser tabs on my laptop. It has a romanticized view of a 9 am double seminar. In reality, there’s no sparkling chemistry – just painful silence, a distinct avoidance of eye contact, and the dreaded icebreaker. You’re more likely to see ChatGPT correctly cite a source than find a romantic partner in a seminar. Of all the pickup lines ChatGPT proposed for online dating, this one is a serious stretch.
