AI Scripts Modern Julius Caesar With Trump Musk

From Channel Surfing to a Shakespearean AI Prompt

On Thursday night, after a day spent following the shit show between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, I was channel surfing on TV when I landed on a scene with Marlon Brando in the 1953 classic Julius Caesar, an adaptation of Shakespeare's play.

I caught the film right at the famous sequence where Mark Antony, played by Brando, addresses the Romans and convinces them to revolt against the senators who assassinated Caesar – including Brutus and Cassius.

The story of ambition, political dispute, and power – culminating in Caesar's stabbing in 44 B.C. – marked the final years of the Republic and ushered in the Empire.

Coincidentally, days earlier, I had been reading about this history in the book SPQR, the bestseller by English author Mary Beard on Ancient Rome. (SPQR is the Latin abbreviation for Senatus Populus Que Romanus, 'The Senate and People of Rome').

Musk, I thought, obsessed with the fall of Rome, could have learned some lessons from history in his own thirst for power.

The AI's Casting Call: Trump, Musk, and Bannon Take Center Stage

I had the idea to ask ChatGPT which Julius Caesar characters, in a modern-day adaptation, could be played by Trump, Musk, and Steve Bannon.

In seconds, the artificial intelligence not only indicated the roles each should take but also the reasons for the choice.

And it went further. ChatGPT also proposed to write a script for a scene with the three characters. I accepted, and the text came with touches of Veep and House of Cards, at the AI's own suggestion, to give a contemporary touch to the plot.

Trump is Caesar, said ChatGPT, and Musk is Brutus.

Hard to disagree. I only found Bannon as Cassius strange – or is the machine already 10,000 calculations ahead and foresees Bannon will also turn against Trump?

Below are the texts – in English, the language I used to converse with the machine.

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That’s a juicy thought experiment – casting Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Steve Bannon in ‘Julius Caesar’ could be both dramatic and satirical. Here’s a sharp, fitting casting based on their public personas and rhetorical styles:

Donald Trump as Julius Caesar

Why: Trump embodies the larger-than-life leader whose presence dominates the political landscape – much like Caesar. Both are controversial figures with devoted followers and fierce critics. The idea of Trump uttering “Et tu, Brute?” before being metaphorically (or theatrically) taken down by the political elite fits too neatly to ignore.

Elon Musk as Brutus

Why: Musk sees himself as a visionary with a strong moral compass, often justifying disruptive actions as being for the greater good. Brutus is the idealist of the play – torn between personal loyalty and civic duty. Casting Musk here underscores the tension between idealism and ambition.

Steve Bannon as Cassius

Why: Cassius is the manipulative mastermind, suspicious of Caesar’s power and the one who fans the flames of conspiracy to bring him down. That maps well to Bannon’s real-life role as a political strategist who positions himself as the anti-establishment disruptor working behind the scenes.

Bonus thought: Imagine this production as a political satire – a kind of Shakespeare meets ‘Veep’ or ‘House of Cards.’ With this trio, the dialogue would probably need modern adaptation, but the themes of ego, betrayal, and power would feel disturbingly current.

Would you like a mock script excerpt for them in those roles?

“Sure,” I said.

A Glimpse into the AI-Penned Script: Caesar in the Digital Age

Great! Here’s a short ‘modernized satire-style scene’ from Julius Caesar, with Donald Trump as Caesar, Elon Musk as Brutus, and Steve Bannon as Cassius. It keeps Shakespearean undertones but blends in their modern personas, speech patterns, and ideologies.

Scene: The Senate (or perhaps… a high-tech boardroom)

Lights up. Caesar (Trump) enters in full grandeur, wearing a red tie like a royal sash. Bannon (Cassius) and Musk (Brutus) linger in the shadows.

CAESAR (Trump)

I came, I saw, I made Rome great again.

The people chant my name – you heard it, huge crowds.

No one’s ever seen loyalty like this.

Tremendous.

CASSIUS (Bannon) (aside to Brutus)

See how he struts, fat with flattery.

A crown in all but name.

Would you let him tweet his way to kingship, Brutus?

BRUTUS (Musk)

I like freedom.

I love innovation.

But absolute power? That disrupts the system.

It centralizes decision-making.

It’s… anti-decentralized.

CASSIUS

Exactly.

We need open-source governance.

Distributed republic, not centralized empire.

You, Brutus – people trust your judgment.

You launch rockets and speak of Mars –

they’ll follow you to a better future.

CAESAR (interrupting, to himself)

Brutus and Cassius whispering again?

Sad!

I know schemers when I see them.

Jealous, both of them. Total losers.

But I forgive them. I’m very forgiving.

It’s one of my best qualities. People say so.

BRUTUS (stepping forward)

Caesar, your rule casts a long shadow.

The republic shrinks beneath your ego.

CAESAR

I am the republic!

The best thing that ever happened to it.

Ask anyone. The Senate loves me.

Even the fake senators.

CASSIUS (to Brutus)

Now is the hour.

Rome – or his empire of mirrors.

Choose.

(They draw “data tablets” – stylized daggers – glowing with ominous light.)

BRUTUS

Forgive me, Caesar…

It’s not personal.

It’s protocol.

CAESAR

You too, Elon?

(They “stab” metaphorically – pressing shutdown commands. Caesar’s mic goes dead. He slumps over the golden podium.)

CAESAR

Sad… so sad…

But you’ll miss me when I’m gone.

(Caesar collapses. An intern runs in with a “breaking news” chyron. The republic holds its breath.)

END SCENE

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The Quest for Mark Antony: AI's Modern Contenders

Not content, I decided to ask: Who should play Mark Antony?

Here’s the answer – which included, among others, Kanye West (!!!).

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Excellent question — and a juicy one, because Mark Antony is a pivotal character: charismatic, cunning, and politically savvy. He’s the one who turns the tide with his infamous “Friends, Romans, countrymen” speech, spinning Caesar’s death into public outrage.

For this modern parody with Trump as Caesar, Musk as Brutus, and Bannon as Cassius, here are a few strong contenders to play Mark Antony:

1.Tucker Carlson

Why: He’s a polished communicator with a deep understanding of media influence, capable of turning emotional rhetoric into political mobilization. Like Antony, he could weaponize sentiment and public opinion after the downfall of a powerful ally.

“Friends, Romans, countrymen…” becomes: “Patriots, Americans, viewers at home – lend me your ears…”

2.Vivek Ramaswamy

Why: Young, rhetorically sharp, and a populist voice who can play both insider and outsider. He’s articulate, energetic, and would love a spotlight moment to reshape the narrative post-Trump/Caesar.

Bonus: His tech background makes a perfect mirror to Musk/Brutus in the context of a future-facing Roman Republic.

3.Kanye West (Ye) (if you want to lean full satire)

Why: Unexpected, passionate, and utterly unpredictable. Could bring an emotionally chaotic, magnetic twist to the role. His version of Antony’s speech might include fashion metaphors and sudden digressions into free speech.

Totally chaotic Antony energy – and weirdly compelling.

Best Pick for Balance: Tucker Carlson

He can play it straight or sly, and his ability to rally “the base” after the fall of Caesar/Trump would land perfectly in this satirical retelling.

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Would you like a short script of “Mark Antony’s” speech adapted for one of these actors?

“Yes!” I replied.

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Tucker Carlson Delivers Antony's Rallying Cry: An AI-Generated Monologue

Absolutely! Here’s Mark Antony’s famous speech, reimagined for Tucker Carlson in our political satire of Julius Caesar, where:

Trump = Caesar (assassinated)

Musk = Brutus (the idealist)

Bannon = Cassius (the schemer)

Carlson = Antony (the rhetorically gifted loyalist who flips the script)

Scene: The Senate steps, live on-air. A MAGA crowd gathers. Cameras roll. Tucker Carlson steps to a podium, composed but intense.

MARK ANTONY (TUCKER CARLSON)

“Patriots… Americans… countrymen — lend me your ears.”

I come not to praise Caesar… but to clarify.

The elites would rather I be silent.

They say Caesar was ambitious.

And sure — maybe he built a few towers with his name on them.

Maybe he liked gold. A lot.

But does that mean he deserved… this?

(He gestures dramatically toward Caesar’s empty chair, now roped off with caution tape and surrounded by cable news cameras.)

Brutus says he loved the Republic.

And Cassius? He just wants transparency.

Funny, how those crying “democracy” are always the first to overturn elections.

(Gasps ripple through the crowd.)

You all remember Caesar’s tax cuts.

You remember the jobs.

You remember when gas was two bucks a gallon.

That wasn’t ambition. That was leadership.

(He holds up a red “Make Rome Great Again” cap like it’s a sacred relic.)

They say they did this for you.

But did they ask you?

You weep now. You miss him.

You feel betrayed, confused — because you are betrayed.

They took Caesar with blades.

Now they’ll take your voice with laws, with censorship, with “fact checks.”

(He leans in, quieter, deadly calm.)

And I…

I’m just a messenger.

But mark my words:

This wasn’t a cleansing. It was a coup.

(The crowd begins to murmur, then chant. Some weep. Some grab phones. The energy shifts. The funeral becomes a rally.)

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