Your AI Choice Reveals Your Personality Type
The model in your browser tab is the new Myers-Briggs, only more telling.
The New Window to Your Soul
There was a time when a person’s bookshelf or record collection betrayed their soul. Today, that intimate portrait is found in their sidebar of A.I. tabs—be it ChatGPT, Claude, or Grok. The technology we choose has always been a form of autobiography. The engineer with the ThinkPad, the designer with the MacBook, the teenager with the cracked Android—each selection whispers something essential.
But A.I. is different. Unlike our devices, which merely extend our capabilities, these models shape how we think. They are cognitive companions, intellectual co-pilots. And in choosing them, we reveal not only our technical preferences but our intellectual temperament, our creative ambitions, and even our political leanings.
What Your AI Companion Says About You
The model in your browser tab is the new Myers-Briggs, only far more telling. It's an evolving personality test where your daily usage is the answer sheet. As the AI landscape expands, distinct user profiles are emerging for each major platform. Here’s what each one says about its users.
OpenAI’s GPT-5: The Mainstream Maverick
If you’ve hitched your wagon here, you are the Coldplay fan of the A.I. era—forward-leaning, technically competent, and not embarrassed to be mainstream. GPT-5 is a very good product, and proudly for the masses. This makes you either comfortably normal or brilliant in a way that doesn’t mind normalcy. You appreciate its power and versatility, even when the model occasionally hallucinates citations with the confidence of a Wikipedia editor at three in the morning.